Wednesday, April 11, 2012

Fwd: Important Picnik announcement - action required (final reminder)



Begin forwarded message:

From: Picnik <noreply@picnik.com>
Date: April 11, 2012 9:13:41 AM CDT
Subject: Important Picnik announcement - action required (final reminder)

Important Picnik Announcement

As we announced earlier this year, Picnik is closing on April 19th, 2012. After that date, you will no longer be able to access Picnik, nor send or receive photos between third party services and Picnik. In other words, if you visit us after the 19th, we won't be home.

We want to express how fortunate and proud we are to have worked on Picnik and we wish you many happy edits in the future. To help you in this endeavor may we suggest visiting Google+, PicMonkey.com or Aviary.com.

If you'd like to keep the photos from your Picnik history, Recently Uploaded, or Shows, we strongly recommend you take action on or before April 19th to download them. We've made a handy little tool to do this called Picnik Takeout.

  • From Picnik.com click the button on the home page titled "Picnik Takeout"
  • Follow the instructions for creating a zip file of your treasures
  • When the zip is ready, just download the zip to your computer
  • Open the zip file to save your images to your computer.
  • Done

If your photos are already stored elsewhere, on your computer or a photo storage site, they will remain there and no further action is required.

For more information, see our frequently asked questions.

It's been amazing,
Team Picnik

 

© 2011 Google Inc. 1600 Amphitheatre Parkway, Mountain View, CA 94043 You've received this mandatory service announcement email to update you about important changes to your Picnik account.

 

Monday, March 5, 2012

Your Attitude


 
This is a Very GOOD One.
Everyone Should Read!!!
Heavy rains remind us of
challenges in life
Never ask for a lighter rain
Just Pray for a better umbrella
That is Attitude


When flood comes, fish eat ants &
when flood recedes, ants eat fish.
Only time matters. Just hold on,
GOD Gives Opportunity to EVERYONE!!!

Life is not about finding the right person,but creating the right relationship,
it's not how we care in the beginning,
but how much we care THE VERY END!!!
Some people always throw stones
in your path. It depends on what you
make with them. A wall or a bridge?
REMEMBER you are the architect of your life
Search for a BEAUTIFUL HEART but don't
search for a Beautiful face 'cuz
beautiful things are not always good
but GOOD THINGS are always BEAUTIFUL!!!

It's not important to hold
all the good cards in life.
but it's IMPORTANT how well you PLAY
with the cards you HOLD !!!


Often when we lose all HOPE &
think this is the END,
GOD smiles from above and says,
`relax dear it's just a bend, not the end.
HAVE FAITH


One of the basic differences
between GOD and Humans is,
GOD GIVES, Gives,Gives and Forgives!!!
BUT The Human Gets,Gets,Gets and FORGETS.
BE THANKFUL IN LIFE!!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 



Friday, February 17, 2012

Fwd: Emsisoft warns: Attention - Scammers profit from Whitney Houston's death on Facebook



Begin forwarded message:

From: "Emsisoft Security Ticker" <donotreply@www.emsisoft.com>
Date: February 17, 2012 8:37:41 AM CST
Subject: Emsisoft warns: Attention - Scammers profit from Whitney Houston's death on Facebook
Reply-To: "Emsisoft Security Ticker" <newsletter@emsisoft.com>

Emsi Software News
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Emsisoft Homepage
Salzburg, February 17th, 2012
Dear Alex de la Cuesta,

Attention: Scammers profit from Whitney Houston's death on Facebook!

The untimely death of wonderful singer Whitney Houston has shocked the world. So much the worse that scammers now are trying to profit from the pop singer's death. They distribute Facebook messages on a video that allegedly claims to reveal details around the circumstances of her untimely death. Users who click the link will make the scammer's cash register ring.

Since Whitney Houston passed away, the world has been waiting to know more details about the circumstances of her untimely death. According to that new scam on Facebook, there is news on what caused her death. Messages such as "Whitney Houston's shocking cause of death revealed" are supposed to make innocent users of this social network click ans share these messages.

Whitney Houston Scam on Facebook

If the users follow one of the links that pretend to lead them to a well-known American news site, they will in fact be redirected several times and end up facing a survey page that they are asked to take. This is the first of two methods that the scammers use to transform you the user into a mode of profit. Every person taking the survey means more cash for the scammer.

And finally, you will see the YouTube video itself. It shows of course no exclusive coverage, but normal TV footage on Whitney Houston's death. Every hit raises its ranking, thus subsequently attracting more viewers and more profit. Well-placed Google AdSense ads will also help.


It is a pity that scammers sometimes use celebrities' mishaps to profit from public interest. Please bear in mind the following hints on how to avoid scam:

  • Never click blindly any links, especially not on Facebook, but rethink the content critically.
     
  • Only share content if you are sure about its veracity. This will keep scammers from spreading their lies.
     
  • Report suspicious content to the operators of the platform. Facebook has a dedicated function for this purpose ("Report/Mark as Spam").
     
  • For any doubtful messages, please rather refer to trustworthy media. Even before spread on Facebook, TV channels and big news portals usually cover recent big events.
     
  • The fact of being redirected several times and being asked to take a survey should raise suspicions, though. No serious site uses such practices.

For absolutely trustworthy news on online security, we recommend you to become a fan of our page on Facebook: www.facebook.com/emsisoft


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Please help us and advise your family and friends on this scam and recommend this piece of news to them.


Have a nice (malware-free) day!


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Friday, January 20, 2012

Fwd: ||TreeShadow || eating fruits before a meal


 

 

EATING FRUIT... 


We all think eating fruits means just buying fruits, cutting it and just popping it into our mouths. It's not as easy as you think. It's important to know how and when to eat.


What is the correct way of eating fruits? 


IT MEANS NOT EATING FRUITS AFTER YOUR MEALS! * FRUITS SHOULD BE EATEN ON ANEMPTY STOMACH.
 

If you eat fruit like that, it will play a major role to detoxify your system, supplying you with a great deal of energy for weight loss and other life activities. 


FRUIT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT FOOD.
 Let's say you eat two slices of bread and then a slice of fruit. The slice of fruit is ready to go straight through the stomach into the intestines, but it is prevented from doing so. 

In the meantime the whole meal rots and ferments and turns to acid. The minute the fruit comes into contact with the food in the stomach and digestive juices, the entire mass of food begins to spoil.... 


So please eat your fruits on anempty stomach or before your meals! You have heard people complaining — every time I eat watermelon I burp, when I eat durian my stomach bloats up, when I eat a banana I feel like running to the toilet, etc — actually all this will not arise if you eat the fruit on an empty stomach. The fruit mixes with the putrefying other food and produces gas and hence you will bloat! 


Graying hair
baldingnervous outburst, and dark circles under the eyes all these will NOT happen if you take fruits on an empty stomach. 

There is no such thing as some fruits, like orange and lemon are acidic, because all fruits become alkaline in our body, according to Dr. Herbert Shelton who did research on this matter. If you have mastered the correct way of eating fruits, you have the Secret of beauty, longevity, health, energy, happiness and normal weight. 


When you need to drink fruit juice - drink only fresh fruit juice, NOT from the cans. Don't even drink juice that has been heated up. Don't eat cooked fruits because you don't get the nutrients at all. You only get to taste. Cooking destroys all the vitamins. 


But eating a whole fruit is better than drinking the juice. If you should drink the juice, drink it mouthful by mouthful slowly, because you must let it mix with your saliva before swallowing it. You can go on a 3-day fruit fast to cleanse your body. Just eat fruits and drink fruit juice throughout the 3 days and you will be surprised when your friends tell you how radiant you look! 


KIWI:
 Tiny but mighty. This is a good source of potassium, magnesium, vitamin E & fiber. Its vitamin C content is twice that of an orange.  

APPLE:
 An apple a day keeps the doctor away? Although an apple has a low vitamin C content, it has antioxidants & flavonoids which enhances the activity of vitamin C thereby helping to lower the risks ofcolon cancer, heart attack & stroke. 

STRAWBERRY:
 Protective Fruit. Strawberries have the highest total antioxidant power among major fruits & protect the body from cancer-causing, blood vessel-clogging free radicals. 

ORANGE :
 Sweetest medicine. Taking 2-4 oranges a day may help keep colds away, lower cholesterol, prevent & dissolve kidney stones as well as lessens the risk of colon cancer. 

WATERMELON:
 Coolest thirst quencher. Composed of 92% water, it is also packed with a giant dose of glutathione, which helps boost our immune system. They are also a key source of lycopene — the cancer fighting oxidant. Other nutrients found in watermelon are vitamin C & Potassium. 

GUAVA & PAPAYA:
 Top awards for vitamin C. They are the clear winners for their high vitamin C content.. Guava is also rich in fiber, which helps prevent constipation. Papaya is rich in carotene; this is good for your eyes. 

Drinking Cold water after a meal = Cancer!
 Can u believe this?? For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you. It is nice to have a cup of cold drinkafter a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion. Once this 'sludge' reacts with the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or warm water after a meal. 

A serious note about heart attacks HEART ATTACK PROCEDURE': (THIS IS NOT A JOKE!) Women should know that not every heart attack symptom is going to be the left arm hurting. Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line. You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack. Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms. Sixty percent of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up. Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let's be careful and be aware. The more we know the better chance we could survive. 


A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this mail sends it to 10 people, you can be sure that we'll save at least one life. 
 

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Fwd: REMITTANCE OF UNCLAIMED FUNDS



Begin forwarded message:

From: "Federal Reserve Audit Dept."<notification@federalreserve.org>
Date: January 14, 2012 4:15:22 PM CST
Subject: RE: REMITTANCE OF UNCLAIMED FUNDS

 
Attention: Email Bearer,
 
 
RE: REMITTANCE OF UNCLAIMED FUNDS
 
 
After an extensive close door meeting between the board of directors of World Bank/IMF and the Federal Reserve System on your outstanding oversees payment, it was resolved and agreed upon, that Barr. (Mrs.) Patricia Smith is to be your representative and will work extensively to ensure that your outstanding funds will be paid to you without any hitch and delay through the World Bank and IMF insurance body. The total sum of $750,000.00; Seven Hundred and Fifty Thousand US Dollars has been endorsed and approved for payment to you.
 
To safe-guard our beneficiaries from further extortion of unnecessary payments, we advice that you establish contacts with the attorney, a human rights lawyer who will render free legal services to all listed. In other words, she requires no consultation, legal or service fee to ensure that you are on the right track to receive your funds without being misled. She is very much conversant with the delivery/banking law and will guide you through.
 
As soon as you establish contacts with her, she will guide you on how the endorsed paying bank will set up a non-residential account in your name where you can personally access and effect online in-house transfer of funds to any bank of your choice or from which the paying bank can issue an ATM Card with which you can withdraw your funds gradually from any ATM Centre.
 
NOTE: The only fee you will be paying is $300 which is the fee required to secure the Non-Residential Clearance Permit and Approval from the Ministry of Finance to enable Barr. (Mrs.) Patricia Smith operates as your representative and which will be presented by the Lawyer to the Bank for the setting up of your Non-residential Account.
 
You can email our attorney with the below details:
 
Name: Barr. (Mrs.) Patricia Smith.
 
 
Remember to reconfirm the following details of yours to the Barrister so as to enable her verify your details and prepare your file;
 
 
Full Names:
Address:
Sex:
Age:
Occupation:
Country:
Private Cell Phone No:
Home Cell No:
A Scan Copy of your Identification card.
 
For your information, the reason given by World Bank/IMF for your Fund Transfer to be channeled through the endorsed paying bank and monitored by Federal Reserve, United States is to avoid the bureaucratic bottlenecks, stifling and erratic extortion usually associated with Commercial Banks inter Bank transfer, however your co-operation with the endorsed paying bank as you will be directed by the attorney is paramount to having this funds remittance and transfer completed within the stipulated time frame of 3-5 working days.
 
Note: Your funds transfer will be monitored through any of the listed Federal Reserve Districts: Atlanta, Boston, Chicago, Cleveland, Dallas, Kansas City, Minneapolis, New York, Philadelphia, Richmond, San Francisco, St. Louis as will be decided by the board.
 
Please do keep the attorney updated in the course of your communication with the endorsed paying bank; she will take up any legal issues if you are being requested of unnecessary charges.
 
Regards,
 
Thomas M. Hoenig.
For:
 
IMPORTANT:
 
This electronic mail message and any attachments contain information intended for the exclusive use of the individual or entity to which it is addressed and may contain information that is proprietary, privileged, confidential and/or exempt from disclosure under applicable law. If you are not the intended recipient, you are hereby notified that any viewing, copying, disclosure or distribution of this information may be subject to legal restriction or sanction. Please notify the sender, by electronic mail or telephone, of any unintended recipients and delete the original message without making any copies. This message and any attachments are not intended to be tax advice, however, if this message or any attachments contain advice with respect to an Unclaimed Payment matter subject to the approval and/or remittance, such advice is intended or written to be used for the purpose of avoiding any penalties or losses that may be ! imposed under the International la
 
 
 

Friday, February 27, 2009

FW: [Ex-WN-Men] (unknown)

 

1-10

 

Nanay: Bobo ka talaga! 1 to 10 lang di mo kayang bilangin?
Anak: Mas bobo si tatay nay, kasi narinig ko minsan sabi, 'tama na inday, hanggang tatlo lang kaya ko.'

 

 

Ano ang pagkain?

 

Mister: Ano ang pagkain natin?
Misis: Nasa mesa, bahala ka na pumili!
Mister: Isang pirasong tuyo? ano pagpipilian ko?
Misis: Pumili ka kung kakain ka o hindi!

 

 

Overseas call

 

IDD call from US:
Husband: Hon, musta ang tindahan?
Wife: Department store na!
Husband: Ang tuba-an?
Wife: KTV bar na!
Husband: Ang mga tri-sikad?
Wife: Taxi na!
Husband: Ang dalawa kong anak?
Wife: Lima na!

 

 

Horoscope  

 

Sweethearts watchin' the sky...
Guy: Ano ang horoscope mo?
Girl: Anong huruskup?
Guy: Yung bang kapalaran mo, katulad ko, CANCER.
Girl: Ah, sa akin ALMURANAS!

 

 

Almusal

 

Donya: Bilang bagong katulong, tandaan mo na ang almusal dito ay alasais empuntu!
Maid: Walang problema donya. kung tulog pa ako sa oras na yun, mauna na kayong mag-almusal!

 

 

Nirape...

 

Maid: Ma'm, ni-rape ako ng magnanakaw kagabi...
Madam: Bakit di ka sumigaw?
Maid: Eh, akala ko po si Sir, pero nung maka-dalawa, nagduda na ako!

 

 

Mayaman - Mahirap

 

Juan: Pare, noong mayaman pa kami, nagkakamay kaming kumain. Ngayong mahirap na kami, nakakutsara na.
Pedro: Baligtad yata?
Juan: Mahirap kamayin ang lugaw, pare!

 

 

Pangarap

 

Toto: Pangarap ko, kumita ng P250,000 monthly gaya ni daddy!
Juvy: Wow! Ganyan kalaki ang kinikita ng daddy mo?
Toto: Hindi! Yan din ang pangarap niya!

 

 

Dalawang mayabang...

 

Usapan ng dalawang mayabang.... .
Tomas: Ang galing ng aso ko! Tuwing umaga, dala niya ang dyaryo sa akin.
Diego: Alam ko.
Tomas: Ha? Paano mo nalaman?
Diego: Ikinukuwento sa akin ng aso ko.

 

 

Nitrates

 

A Chemistry teacher asked a sexy student, 'What are Nitrates?
The student replied shyly, 'Ma'am, sa motel po. Nitrates are higher than day rates!'

 

 

Siling labuyo 

 

Ate: Musta date mo sis? Epektib ba payo ko, siling labuyo sa nipples mo para di ka galawin ng bf mo?
Sis: Hay naku Ate, palpak! Ginanahan pa lalo, eh, uragon pala!

 

 

Madre't sakristan

 

Madre: Ano ang apelyido mo, iho?
Sakristan: Alam nyo na ho yun sister, lagi nyo po yun hinahawakan. .
Madre: Susmaryosep! Bayag ba ang apelyido mo?!
Sakristan: Sister naman, Rosario po.

 

 

Katapusan na

 

Lumindol ng malakas noon....
Nagkagulo ang lahat at nag panic!
Sumigaw ang isang lalaki...'Katapusan na! Katapusan na!'
Sumagot ang isa pang lalaki....
'Tanga! A-kinse pa alang!'

 

 

Utot

 

Pupil: Mam, bumubukol po ba ang utot?
Teacher: No! Definitely not! Kasi hangin lang yun! Remember, hindi bumubukol ang utot ...
Pupil: Naku patay! Tae na to!

 

 

Sa airplane

 

Sa isang mumurahing airline...
Stewardess: Sir, would you like some dinner?
Passenger: Ano ba ang mga choices?
Stewardess: 'Yes' or 'No' lang po.

 

 

Walang syota

 

Pare1: Pare, bat naman hanggang ngayon wala ka pang syota? Wala ka pa bang napupusuan?
Pare2: Meron.. Manhid ka lang!

 

 

Sa isang ospital

 

Sa isang ospital...
Lola (may cancer): Doc, anong gagawin niyo sa akin?
Doc : Che-chemo, lola.
Lola : Titi mo rin! Bastos ka! Walang modo!

 

 

Top One

Boy: Nay! Muntik na ako maging top one sa klase!
Nanay: Ba't mo naman nasabi?
Boy: Ini-announce kasi kanina yung top one sa klase. Ang tinuro ni ma'am yung katabi ko. Muntik na ako!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

FW: Mobile Phone Warning

Warning

 

Dear All,
If you receive a phone call on your mobile phone from anyone claiming to be an engineer from a company who informs you that he wants to check your telephone line then asks you to press (#90) or (#09) or any other number, you must end this call immediately without pressing any number.  There is a fraudulent company using a devise that is capable of tapping into your SIM card as soon as you press (#90) or (#09) in order to make calls at your expense.
You are kindly requested to re-direct this warning to as many friends as you can in order to put an end to this fraudulent activity.
We also warn all mobile phone users to be aware of any call whereby the phrase (XALAN) appears on the screen.  You must terminate this call immediately otherwise your phone will get a virus.
This virus will delete all (IMEI) and (IMSI) data from your phone and your SIM card.  As a result you will be unable to connect to the telephone network and as a result will have to buy a new phone.  This information has been confirmed by Motorola and Nokia.  Three million mobile phones have been inflicted with this virus all over the world.
You can verify this information yourself by checking the CNN website.
Please re-direct this warning to all your friends with mobile phones.