Thursday, November 27, 2008

Chinese Sick Leave

CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!' 

 Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work
today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs
hurt, I no come work.'  
 
The boss John says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really
need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything
better and I go to work. You try that.' 
 
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You
say and I feel Great. I be at work soon.......
..You got
nice house'

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